Comments on ann's rants: The Crack Facktor

living in Las Vegas for so long my first thought a...

2010-02-04T06:41:19.777-06:00

living in Las Vegas for so long my first thought at seeing a butt crack is to run and put a quarter in the slot to see if I win the jackpot.

Oh my. haha! I think I will start singing that cha...

2010-02-01T21:49:54.415-06:00

Oh my. haha! I think I will start singing that chant to my hubby instead of the "pants on the ground one." He's getting a little sick of that one and it's time to spice up the marriage again a bit. Thanks!

An interesting parallel is to the pants seen on yo...

2010-02-01T12:33:30.482-06:00

An interesting parallel is to the pants seen on young teenage men, where their pants are SO low, they're actually below their butt, showing so much underwear it's hard to not notice the chocolate landing strip on the back. So apparently Mom's want to get in on the game of showing their ASSets? Go to it, no one cares anymore!

My daughters don't seem bothered by this pheno...

2010-02-01T08:53:43.231-06:00

My daughters don't seem bothered by this phenomena. I use camisols that I can pull waaay down.

Hey, I'm just happy if they call me a GILF. I&...

2010-01-31T16:35:33.365-06:00

Hey, I'm just happy if they call me a GILF. I'll give 'em a peek at my crack if they're interested. It's free actually, as I do love me some low-riders. Hold it, while Nana bends over.

Well, there ya GO!

2010-01-31T11:36:37.353-06:00

Well, there ya GO!

Serious giggling here! Wish I could think of some...

2010-01-30T21:02:07.190-06:00

Serious giggling here! Wish I could think of something clever to say in response, but you ar emy queen of funny.

HAR! (I like your new design. I'm glad you ke...

2010-01-30T12:05:07.653-06:00

HAR!

(I like your new design. I'm glad you kept that photo . . . I love it.)

ANYWAY. Yes. I agree. And because I have a bad back, I bend rather awkwardly, which makes the whole rear-view even more distasteful.

However, I currently happen to have an all-over tan, and I don't mind showing off the coin slot so much. It's TAN, people!

I'm with Jess---and Sweetpea. I don't have...

2010-01-30T03:01:33.605-06:00

I'm with Jess---and Sweetpea. I don't have kids, so I don't have to bend down. And if I did? I have hired help.

I know. That sounds soooooo....something. Name it Ann, give it an abbreviation, or I'll start whistlin'...

Remember to keep that coin slot clean and moisteri...

2010-01-29T21:20:24.345-06:00

Remember to keep that coin slot clean and moisterized :)

Funny L'eggs story. There is a Courtney Love lookalike in my town. I once witnessed her at the CVS griping about how L'eggs don't come in those effing plastic eggs anymore. She was pissed!

Peace ~ Rene

You see, now, I don't bend down. I just asked ...

2010-01-29T12:14:20.481-06:00

You see, now, I don't bend down. I just asked the person nearest to me, "could you get that? I have a bad back."

a well tied cardigan around the midriff solves man...

2010-01-29T10:02:16.174-06:00

a well tied cardigan around the midriff solves many problems. Well, it will cover yer arse...don't know about upping the fashion factor :)

This reminds me of the time I was visiting my moth...

2010-01-29T07:21:06.490-06:00

This reminds me of the time I was visiting my mother-in-law in the nursing home. Wearing my usual jeans and Tshirt, I was crouched down in the sitting area talking to my mother-in-law while she sat in her wheelchair. The 200-year-old-or something woman sitting on the other side of me said in an extremely loud voice for the whole room to hear, "Honey, I can see your ass." Yes, ma'am. Thank you.

Oh, this is hilarious! That chant. You killed me. ...

2010-01-28T23:18:24.400-06:00

Oh, this is hilarious! That chant. You killed me. Absolutely slain, am I.

And I love that I can hear your voice when I read this. Love it.

xo elizabeth

"[T]hirty is the new embryo" - ha! I...

2010-01-28T21:43:29.352-06:00

"[T]hirty is the new embryo" - ha! I'm totally plumbing in back and spilling in front with my three babes muffin top! TMI, I know, I know.

Hey! My aunt was the "I've Got Leggs&quo...

2010-01-28T20:59:01.041-06:00

Hey! My aunt was the "I've Got Leggs" tv commercial voice! Seriously. I completely forgot that until just now. Thanks for the reminder.

I hate the whole butt crack thing but I hated pantyhose even more.

This post totally "cracked" me up. Ha ha.

xo

absolutely love the "ancestral matriarchs'...

2010-01-28T16:56:19.942-06:00

absolutely love the "ancestral matriarchs' chant"
it's gold
i'm sure kanye could pay a few dollars for that

My daughter just talked about this "phenomeno...

2010-01-28T13:37:23.722-06:00

My daughter just talked about this "phenomenon" yesterday. She asked me why so many mommies forget to pull their pants up.

At least I hope that she was referring to this and not to something else. Hmm...

Oh please, please, do not take the little joy I ha...

2010-01-28T13:33:35.617-06:00

Oh please, please, do not take the little joy I have left at my age. Although I was a bit taken aback (no pun intended) when a comely lady in her mid-thirties squatted to examine some item on the bottom shelf of the supermarket aisle and I got a glimpse of her thong, the "waistband" of which was well above where the jeans' waistband had slipped. All I could think of was the possible pain...

I'm actually laughing so hard I can hardly typ...

2010-01-28T13:26:57.522-06:00

I'm actually laughing so hard I can hardly type this comment! You are the best:)

OMG-Anne, you are sooo funny. I'm cryin' ...

2010-01-28T12:19:17.184-06:00

OMG-Anne, you are sooo funny. I'm cryin' over here.
I actually subscribe to your blog but I popped over to your site to tell you that your chant should be recorded. Ever thought of doing a comedy album? Remember the ones Bill cosby used to do? errr...maybe you aren't old enough to remember that.

Oh Ann, pretty please, can I do a pick-up intervie...

2010-01-28T12:05:10.635-06:00

Oh Ann, pretty please, can I do a pick-up interview with you so you can chant the chant??? I love the Mom Jeans Crack Chant!! It's awesome.

I am so watching my crack today. It's my mission today.

xoxox

So true. At least most self-respecting moms don&#...

2010-01-28T10:56:44.532-06:00

So true. At least most self-respecting moms don't do the g-string hike on purpose. Gag.

You are brilliant. My solution: pajamas at all ti...

2010-01-28T10:25:37.152-06:00

You are brilliant.

My solution: pajamas at all times.

I don't even like the view of my own butt crac...

2010-01-28T09:53:07.634-06:00

I don't even like the view of my own butt crack so I would never inflict the sight upon others.

Plus, I'm such a prude I find it difficult to type butt crack.