Comments on ann's rants: I'm A Meatiac

Be glad you're a meatiac. I'm the mom of ...

2009-09-14T08:39:42.566-05:00

Be glad you're a meatiac. I'm the mom of teens and TRUST ME - I've become things much worse! : )

hee hee

2009-09-13T20:01:00.550-05:00

hee hee

See, you really CAN learn something new everyday! ...

2009-09-13T19:36:31.312-05:00

See, you really CAN learn something new everyday!
xo

My BFF's kid was learning to ride a bike and i...

2009-09-13T08:49:36.111-05:00

My BFF's kid was learning to ride a bike and it was time to go home but he didn't want to ride the bike, he wanted HER to push the bike while he walked, for whatever reason (I don't know, he was like 5 so of course none of it made any sense). Anyway, he threw this big fit when she told him he had to take the bike home himself, HUGE tantrum at the park, she was embarrassed but held her ground. Finally he gave up, jumped on the bike, then started pedaling toward home as fast as he could, leaving her in his dust. And over his shoulder, he shouted-- "SO LONG, MEANIE!!"

I love this story. Meanie. Awesome. I can't wait for my kid to be old enough to call me a meanie or meatiac or whatever new thing he comes up with. It's like a badge of honor or something.

On the plus side of speech delays.... I like mea...

2009-09-13T07:32:54.440-05:00

On the plus side of speech delays....

I like meatiac. I totally think it will catch on.

I'm mean and the ugliest mom in town! I think ...

2009-09-13T03:09:29.428-05:00

I'm mean and the ugliest mom in town! I think I prefer to be called a meatiac!

My six year old calls grilled pork loin "pig...

2009-09-12T22:12:07.752-05:00

My six year old calls grilled pork loin "pig breast." I'm sure Mister and I are meatiacs in his book. If we say something he doesn't like, that means we're "liars."

Nothing satisfies like real Meatiac.

2009-09-12T21:23:00.227-05:00

Nothing satisfies like real Meatiac.

You look like an angel meatiat! Strange, we have t...

2009-09-12T20:24:47.940-05:00

You look like an angel meatiat!
Strange, we have the same unnecessary pants enforcement at the dinner table too. Also the keep the hands out of the pants rule too.

That's better than any of my drawings.

2009-09-12T16:56:54.820-05:00

That's better than any of my drawings.

At least you don't have mad cow disease - you ...

2009-09-12T16:53:31.046-05:00

At least you don't have mad cow disease - you know, from the Meat(iac).

that is very funny. You look like mama scissorhan...

2009-09-12T16:42:39.505-05:00

that is very funny. You look like mama scissorhands in the pic

Btw.,.. @annsrants that was a DIFFERENT one "Jennifer Slept Here" Damn woman you are making me feel old here!

There's a big X through you. Look out, you'...

2009-09-12T15:58:53.364-05:00

There's a big X through you. Look out, you're on somebody's hit list.

I once witnessed two 4 year old passionately calli...

2009-09-12T15:57:37.355-05:00

I once witnessed two 4 year old passionately calling one another "NEW YORK HEAD!!!" I am pretty sure it was also an insult.

Meatiac? No. Crazy? Yes.

2009-09-12T15:01:35.276-05:00

Meatiac? No. Crazy? Yes.

I think I'd frame the art associated w/ the wo...

2009-09-12T14:30:55.817-05:00

I think I'd frame the art associated w/ the word. That's a keeper right there.

I often wonder if this is the etymology of a large...

2009-09-12T14:02:13.168-05:00

I often wonder if this is the etymology of a large number of words in the English language.

We have more than most languages, by an order of magnitude. And so many of them are just slightly different from another one. Child's play, most likely.

You had me confused too. I was expecting an anti-P...

2009-09-12T13:40:19.255-05:00

You had me confused too. I was expecting an anti-PETA rant. Semi-disappointed since I always enjoy a good anti-PETA rant.

She's a meatiac, meatiac on the floor And she&...

2009-09-12T12:00:39.720-05:00

She's a meatiac, meatiac on the floor
And she's eating like she never ate before

I was thinking you only ate meat too! Your skills ...

2009-09-12T11:34:49.936-05:00

I was thinking you only ate meat too! Your skills amaze me:)

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

And here I thought it was someone who ate meat, an...

2009-09-12T10:48:20.329-05:00

And here I thought it was someone who ate meat, and I was so ready to call my husband one.

At least you didn't get called Cheez Whiz Chwi...

2009-09-12T10:38:51.311-05:00

At least you didn't get called Cheez Whiz Chwist

Peace - Rene

I definitely thought you meant carnivore or a meat...

2009-09-12T10:33:30.152-05:00

I definitely thought you meant carnivore or a meathead. What? I'm a huge All in the Family fan.

Those look like meat cleavers mom's got for ha...

2009-09-12T09:48:27.564-05:00

Those look like meat cleavers mom's got for hands. I can empathize with the litle ones in this case. I mean, if it's true and all, that you're like a Edward Scissorhands or somethin'. Poor kids must be so confused.

What was the other one?

2009-09-12T09:40:54.075-05:00

What was the other one?