tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post6035060606156214790..comments2009-01-20T00:08:59.324-06:00Ann Imighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-36049972687999400482009-01-20T00:08:00.000-06:002009-01-20T00:08:00.000-06:00My not quite two year old shat on the floor today. Mind you, it was my fault (too baggy cloth diaper-- the enormous turd just fell right out the leg hole). But still...nkdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13554031201510824417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-31505841595411129132009-01-15T22:03:00.000-06:002009-01-15T22:03:00.000-06:00Dizz, I really owe you. You are so generous.<BR/><BR/>IB, man, that's a huge compliment, thanks.<BR/><BR/>Bean, HILARIOUS imagery. Thanks for that.<BR/><BR/>Braja, very keen strategy.<BR/><BR/>Vodka, drunk toddlers are brutal.<BR/><BR/>Rae, Thanks so much, and thanks for stopping by.<BR/><BR/>Any Mommy, very astute observation. So are you, by the way!Ann's Rantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-5071214205126713562009-01-15T18:55:00.000-06:002009-01-15T18:55:00.000-06:00Just don't let the toddler side take any hostages.<BR/><BR/>This post is incredibly funny and clever!anymommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17870033179328734404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-17197966067450549432009-01-15T08:28:00.000-06:002009-01-15T08:28:00.000-06:00This is an awesome post!raehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10808097290710098393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-74448604646943069742009-01-15T06:12:00.000-06:002009-01-15T06:12:00.000-06:00"Let my Toddler Go.." I am laughed so hard right now.Vodka Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-33786451719264420222009-01-15T06:11:00.000-06:002009-01-15T06:11:00.000-06:00I've been telling you people to get your asses to the liquor store. Doesn't anyone listen to me???Vodka Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-79654235657395340002009-01-14T23:13:00.000-06:002009-01-14T23:13:00.000-06:00I would resort to throwing in a sleeping gas bomb. That'll fix 'em....Brajahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07693196044262677095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-11793431138883028642009-01-14T22:29:00.000-06:002009-01-14T22:29:00.000-06:00It's really too bad you don't have Hillary Clinton in your camp. I hear she can take a diaper in the face like no other Secretary of State before.bejewellhttp://themusicalfruit.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-5856309556132895922009-01-14T19:21:00.000-06:002009-01-14T19:21:00.000-06:00Brilliant! I LOVED it!<BR/><BR/>IBIBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10808169402614328166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-80047184978790228522009-01-14T18:17:00.000-06:002009-01-14T18:17:00.000-06:00Yeah.. well.... stay tuned to tomorrow's post on my blog ;P....dizzblndhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-41883485150872478072009-01-14T17:57:00.000-06:002009-01-14T17:57:00.000-06:00Woman, if you peel away the 5 layers of outerwear..Yes as a matter of fact I am!Ann's Rantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-52002565451741173222009-01-14T17:56:00.000-06:002009-01-14T17:56:00.000-06:00Janet, pshaw...you are too kind.<BR/><BR/>Goddess, I will keep fighting the good fight until age 3 (a long year away)<BR/><BR/>Amy, (tongue cluck) thanks, friend. "Bed time warfare" PERFECT.<BR/><BR/>Lyndsay, you will have to brief the UN first.<BR/><BR/>Melissa, Thanks and I would never pick on you. Seriously.<BR/><BR/>Michelle, you too and sure, but don't forget to feed and water me--I don't have a very long shelf life.<BR/><BR/>Pilgrim, Thanks and truer words have never been spoken.<BR/><BR/>Dizz, okay stop it people. I feel so humbled and appreciative, but noone's making anyone else look bad. 'Specially not me. Without fail I'll have some dumb-ass posts to follow a popular one. That's how it goes.<BR/><BR/>Feckless, HALLELUJAH AMEN COULDN'T AGREE MORE. That's why he was in his crib for probably an hour sleep or no sleep.<BR/><BR/>Lisa, only for today I promise.<BR/><BR/>Lilly, my brother and family live in Israel, so that's part of my inspiration I suppose.<BR/><BR/>PLEASE READ THIS COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU FROM MY BUDDY SAM VIA EMAIL: "you can't negotiate with terrorists" See, now why didn't I think of that?!? Priceless!!Ann's Rantshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01383249597505013239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-35316442058118578202009-01-14T17:54:00.000-06:002009-01-14T17:54:00.000-06:00Fabulous, Ann! Are you still wearing that fetching NATO body armour?!A Woman Of No Importancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02194976046531063422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-54642466403599922122009-01-14T17:11:00.000-06:002009-01-14T17:11:00.000-06:00Now you have achieved that, do you think you could make a quick trip to the Middle East? Not only your family need you but my bet is that the world could use a little help on the peace keeping front too!! Gaza first if you wouldn't mind.<BR/><BR/>PS the word verification was 'ressla' - wrestler - spooky.Lilly's Lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-20501611130072482192009-01-14T17:01:00.000-06:002009-01-14T17:01:00.000-06:00Now I have to be jealous of you, too. <BR/>Great post!lisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00273964962018940568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-59548929823599896762009-01-14T16:55:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:55:00.000-06:00This is NOT A DEMOCRACY!!!KMcJosephhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10658672109033681560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-2210638988337415222009-01-14T16:42:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:42:00.000-06:00you are a creative GENIUS! You make the rest of us look bad, You also made an otherwise boring story into and edge of your seat drama! <BR/><BR/>Don't ever change ;Pdizzblndhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-32644942824059020682009-01-14T16:40:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:40:00.000-06:00Awesome post! It's good to be creative when dealing with toddlers.Strange Pilgramhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13783180729146518061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-28852923277824629192009-01-14T16:30:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:30:00.000-06:00I love you girlie!!!<BR/><BR/>You constantly come up with amazing funny posts!!! I am so glad i found you!!<BR/><BR/>Can i keep you???Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13012277904032798697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-28024572842808728142009-01-14T16:07:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:07:00.000-06:00Oh the Here Here is dumb. Don't pick on me!Melissahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06986769104335066572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-27464790839497828672009-01-14T16:06:00.000-06:002009-01-14T16:06:00.000-06:00Here Here! I third Janet's Comment! Damn! You are creative and hilarious!Melissahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06986769104335066572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-56507743430816089322009-01-14T15:14:00.000-06:002009-01-14T15:14:00.000-06:00You know Ann, now I know why they haven't been responding to my distress calls. They happen at 1:15 pm EST on Saturday's and Sunday's. Can you just reserve that time for me?Lyndsayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18207977772754943743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-57022673893687933012009-01-14T14:25:00.000-06:002009-01-14T14:25:00.000-06:00I absolutely, positively agree with Janet. <BR/><BR/>This was BRILLIANT. And it is good to laugh about it b/c I too have sacrificed my last shred of sanity today (to the point that I haven't even gotten up a new post!) and my Napkeeping negotiations ended after an hour-long ceasefire that allowed me enough time to make a couple phone calls, but will still result in Bedtime warfare...Amy@Bitchin'WivesClubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15137265140715548518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-4636860620018030072009-01-14T14:23:00.000-06:002009-01-14T14:23:00.000-06:00Dude, you are outnumbered. Best to give in. Or slip them some unnecessary Benedryl. Not that I ever resorted to that kind of kid doping. Often.Comedy Goddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7039114656374205731.post-28875212570363832182009-01-14T13:32:00.000-06:002009-01-14T13:32:00.000-06:00These are the type of posts that make me jealous of your creativity and originality. =)Janethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02700582562484004124noreply@blogger.com