Comments on ann's rants: Rant's Little Instruction Book

LOL! That was funny. Denial means never having t...

2009-10-12T21:15:33.931-05:00

LOL! That was funny. Denial means never having to say you're sorry was my favorite :)

OK I like the part of "Denial means you never...

2009-10-10T12:04:41.147-05:00

OK I like the part of "Denial means you never have to say you're sorry"

Secretia

How did you know about my papery skin?! We haven&...

2009-10-08T11:18:55.383-05:00

How did you know about my papery skin?! We haven't even met! And I'm wearing long sleeves!

Very cute. My favorite, "Go to bed angry (you...

2009-10-08T08:29:07.151-05:00

Very cute. My favorite, "Go to bed angry (you stopped making sense hours ago)." Awesome!

You made these sayings all make sense. Help me ou...

2009-10-07T19:24:19.267-05:00

You made these sayings all make sense. Help me out with "The early bird gets the worm." I don't drink tequila.

Thanks for this. I'm not in the mood for any p...

2009-10-07T14:57:07.500-05:00

Thanks for this. I'm not in the mood for any pollyanna sheez recently. Doors opening? my a** :)

regarding the "wedding" - thank god I ha...

2009-10-07T07:56:17.465-05:00

regarding the "wedding" - thank god I have boys and I'm praying they don't ever ever leave home in the first place. (of course, they're at that cherub age where they like me, so I'll re-assess in 10 years).

Bwahahhaha! There's always Second Life. That o...

2009-10-06T23:57:29.669-05:00

Bwahahhaha! There's always Second Life. That one killed! They are all hilarious.

"And my your skin feels papery.." Ah hah...

2009-10-06T21:23:22.841-05:00

"And my your skin feels papery.." Ah hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh. Please excuse Bossy the guffaw.

I have always liked "my glass is half full......

2009-10-06T12:37:32.146-05:00

I have always liked "my glass is half full... cuz it's faster to chug straight from the bottle."

HAHAHAHA!!! I want to pick out a favorite, but the...

2009-10-05T22:17:34.801-05:00

HAHAHAHA!!! I want to pick out a favorite, but they're all favorites! You've outdone yourself with these little ditties.

I wish I'd read this one before I attended tha...

2009-10-05T22:13:46.552-05:00

I wish I'd read this one before I attended that Plastic Surgery Party:

You’re only as old as you feel. And my, your skin feels papery

as for "Denial means never having to say you’...

2009-10-05T21:10:58.932-05:00

as for "Denial means never having to say you’re sorry" Hoo-boy! I'm a gonna borrow that one for a certain person I have the unfortunate experience of working for.

He's in serious need of an 'Effemall" pill, preferably in suppository form and in triple strength. I'll even volunteer to help administer the dang thing... bend over, bubba... help is on the way!

Love it!

I think "It takes all kinds, but no one likes...

2009-10-05T16:56:42.158-05:00

I think "It takes all kinds, but no one likes the Brazil Nuts" is genius.

What about "A bird in the hand is worth a case of Purell"?

And don't forget: The grass is always greener...

2009-10-05T16:46:34.220-05:00

And don't forget: The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Love it! You should write a little instruction boo...

2009-10-05T16:29:22.332-05:00

Love it! You should write a little instruction book for new parents. I'm sure you could have a ball with that!!

hehehe!! Just awesome! Worth putting up on the fri...

2009-10-05T15:55:57.092-05:00

hehehe!! Just awesome! Worth putting up on the fridge, I agree!!

"...and my your skin feels papery." I ...

2009-10-05T15:45:08.145-05:00

"...and my your skin feels papery."

I believe your brilliant post to be worthy of monumental viral email action.

But I do like Brazil Nuts. Shit.

2009-10-05T13:43:14.377-05:00

But I do like Brazil Nuts.

Shit.

Great Post! Thanks for the freakin laugh on a crap...

2009-10-05T12:25:26.668-05:00

Great Post! Thanks for the freakin laugh on a crappy Monday!

Hilarious post. Now start forwarding it to everyon...

2009-10-05T12:02:43.270-05:00

Hilarious post. Now start forwarding it to everyone you know and see how long it takes to get back to you.

But you still can't sit at our table.

Definitely a better list of aphorisms than the one...

2009-10-05T11:45:28.645-05:00

Definitely a better list of aphorisms than the ones I grew up with--or the ones I tell my kids. I guess I'm going to have to borrow yours.

"March to the beat of your own drummer, and t...

2009-10-05T10:04:36.838-05:00

"March to the beat of your own drummer, and then settle down. You look funny when you march."

How did you know? You been watching me march? LOL!

Great spin on what we have heard all our lives gro...

2009-10-05T09:12:08.449-05:00

Great spin on what we have heard all our lives growing up! Funny :-)

These are brilliant. :) I especially liked the &q...

2009-10-05T09:06:40.504-05:00

These are brilliant. :) I especially liked the "...but you still can't sit at our table one" one. :) So true! snort.