1. A weekly series you’ll never have to read entitled “I can’t believe someone actually asked me to do some work at my work.”
2. Another weekly series you’ll never have to read entitled “I can’t believe I can’t make personal calls at the front desk.”
3. A third weekly series you’ll never have to read entitled “Planning your wedding from work: Let’s talk about wedding plans and then talk more about wedding plans and then really delve into my wedding plans.”
4. The great likelihood I would’ve invited you to like a page entitled
Ann Krinsky, First Soprano: Sailing on the High Cs and beyond!
5. I definitely knew I was positively ready to be your 27 year old life coach-relationship coach-dialect coach.
6. Avatars: Because who doesn’t want to “friend” her?
7. Had I blogged The Ad Sales years, instead of student loans I’d still be paying my defense council. And earning back my credibility about Queen of Swords and Dr. Laura.
8. Mustache-bleached selfies. Because if it’s a blond mustache it’s invisible. Just ask Simon & Simon."
9. Vlogs. Of audition monologues. In the beginning I will look down and away from the camera. You’ll know I begin acting when I raise my head and look directly into the camera. You’ll know it’s over when I look down and away from the camera. If I didn’t explain this you’d probably just think it was me, since I blend so seamlessly into character of Jessica Tandy in Driving Miss Daisy.
10. And Oh Dear God This. Begin at 1:44 and never speak of it again.
Now go visit some other humor bloggers and breathe a sigh of relief they didn’t blog in their 20s either:
During "The Song of Separation" I think I separated some ribs from laughing.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I decided to stop by your blog at 12:09 AM. "Glory to you Artemus! And to you, Apollo!"
ReplyDeleteAnn! Is that your real hair or a Loretta Lynn wig??
ReplyDeleteYes!
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I want your avatar for mine right now!
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think of the blog posts I would have featured in my 20s. I hear blonde mustaches are making a comeback.
ReplyDeleteWhat was up with everyone wanting us to WORK at work. So crazy.
ReplyDeleteThis absolutely made my day... I love waking up and immediately laughing. That photo is priceless and the video? Well, it's a little grim. BUt I blame the Iphigenia, not you. Your voice is lovely. ;)
ReplyDeleteIs that first photo from Hello, Dolly! ?
ReplyDeleteA non-musical, actually. Hypatia in George Bernard Shaw's "Misalliance"
DeleteI honestly just don't even know what to say right now. I love you. That is all.
ReplyDeleteBest outfit ever!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo
:-0 who is your designer?
ReplyDeleteVoice is great. What was on your head, though?
ReplyDelete:)
I'm SOBBING with laughter. Sick 6yo beside me: Why is that so funny? Why is that so funny? What's so funny Momma??? Momma!! What's so funny!
ReplyDeleteAside from the Death Mask makeup, you know, you're really quite good. Better than the Blow Monkeys. I think we WILL speak of this again.
ReplyDeleteNumber 9 is my favorite. So so funny.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteThat red patent leather belt makes the period costume complete.
ReplyDeleteI love your video.
And you.
xo
Editor's notes:
ReplyDelete1. In the avatar picture, your head is on backwards.
2. That is the worst production of Chicago I've ever seen although the prison set was terrific.
Hi Ann Krinsky, I think your Tumblr can go national into at least 24 cities! Can I send you a fax so that we might discuss?
ReplyDeleteLoved this! And I thought I had a lot of hair...
ReplyDeleteI always thought you looked like Simon of Simon and Simon but couldn't place it until now.
ReplyDeleteI know we're not supposed to talk about it, but I can't stop looking at that video.
ReplyDeleteI would have killed for that hair! My internet is so slow the video went to 1:45 and then started over. What'd I miss?
ReplyDeleteAnd can you really hit a high C and beyond?
You're glad I wasn't blogging in my 20s because all that random sex, beer, travel, drugs and...wait a second...why wasn't I blogging in my 20s?
ReplyDeleteAre you telling me people can see my blond mustache?
ReplyDeleteCrap.
Ann,
ReplyDeleteThe slogan about the first soprano made me fall over in my chair. I totally want a business card to say that from a music major. Your voice is truly stunning.
#10 - wow, truly wow. Yes, the hilarity value is high, but girl, you can sing!
ReplyDeleteAnd I would have loved for you to have been my relationship coach / dialect coach - do you think there's still time.
FUNNY.
XO
Thankfully, I am speechless (okay, and impressed)
ReplyDeleteyou certainly looked sensational!!
ReplyDeleteI am so grateful I didn't have a blog in my 20s... Almost as grateful as I am that Facebook didn't exist when I was in high school.
ReplyDeleteLoved the Loretta Lynn comment! I was definitely getting a CMA vibe from that picture :)