Sour cream on anything and whiskers not on my chin
processing my feelings with another co-depen-din
em-brac-ing my laptop with netflix stream-ing
these are a few of my favorite things!
Cream colored cheeses and people who don’t say toodles
roast chicken on the bone-y and gluten-y noodles
Take out dinner packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things!
Ninety-plus rated wines priced under nine-ninety-ni-ine
when my kids go to sleep and the evening is mi-ine
anytime Rufus Wainwright or Nanci Griffith sings
These are a few of my favorite things --
When the cat pukes!
When sons fake cry!
When I'm feeling maaaaaaaaaaad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad!
Bonus favorite thing: Suzy Soro’s new memoir Celebrity Stalker! Read tales of her life in Hollywood as a stand-up comic, hob-nobbing with celebs (or adjacent to celebs. okay, in the same zip code as celebs.) Congratulations, Suzy!
Suzy Soro and Larry David