Friday, February 5, 2010

Name Calling

The ultimate household insult has been upgraded from “Meatiac” to “Greediac”
(although “Babyful Person” is a contender and known to insight tears)

We are also noticing an upswing in “you nasty” as in:

Me: I love sour cream
Almost Six: You NASTY!

and

Me: Do you want a kiss?
Three: We hate princess kisses. Girls are NASTY.

Keep these insults in mind and please head over to the Mouthy Housewives. I’m honored to guest post today, giving advice for handling the Greediac in any group.

p.s. don’t forget to vote for those very Mouthy Housewives' and Aunt Becky's Blogher humor/advice blogging ROYO session! Blogher ROYO sounds like something off a value menu, doesn't it?


Posted by Ann Imig
at 2:00 AM
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13 comments:

  2. heading over to mouthy housewives for some sage advice.
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  4. Ooh you nasty! Can't wait to read your guest post!
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  5. If that's the best your kids can do, they haven't spent enough time around peers on the playground.
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  7. We often use "S-H-I-T," spelled out, never spoken in its true form because we do not wish to corrupt the impressionable toddler. ("Ha! I just farted on you!" "You are such an S-H-I-T.")

    It should be noted that when said toddler inevitably repeats the spelled-out version, always in mixed company and followed by giggles ("Grandma! S-H-I-T! S-H-I-T! Hee hee heeeeee!"), judgmental glances WILL be exchanged.

    SOME people believe the child learning to SPELL the unspeakable word is just as bad, if not worse, than speaking it out loud.

    Of course, WE know better.

    (This comment brought to you by my home computer, and NOT my bad ass Jesus phone.)
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  8. smellylunch..that's big in Kindergarten..for anyone that has a strong smelling lunch entree..
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  9. the spelling comment cracked me up.
    And we use "effer" a lot. now, so do the children. "Mommy, K is being an effer!"

    I am a great parent.
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  10. Y0u had me laughing again. I'm off to read your guest post.

    Have a great weekend.
    jj
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  11. That is too cute! What a terrible insult:)
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  12. What was that song - Miss Jacskson if your Nasty - now it's my head anyway.

    My friend relied on the bar of soap in the mouth abuse until her son learned how to smile while clenching between his lips.

    Now that's high Nasty. I'm ashamed of both of them. They both needed time outs.
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  13. This is so cute!
    "Babyful person" may be my favorite new dis. I wonder how that will go over with my big kids?
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