Ann’s Rants: One Hairy Mofo
Ann’s Rants: Writing quiets the horrendous children’s music in my head
Ann’s Rants: I wish I could remember that awesome one I thought of last night
Ann’s Rants: A Lillian Vernon catalog for the weary
Ann’s Rants: I fucking hate potty training
Ann’s Rants: Codependent Some More
Ann’s Rants: Physical Comedy, Physical Therapy
Ann’s Rants: Assembling dinner. Again.
Ann’s Rants: Get your furry ass off my keyboard
Ann’s Rants: (Not YOU, my cat)
Ann’s Rants: Give Pants A Chance
Ann’s Rants: Trying to spell judgement and priviledge
Ann’s Rants: The ‘Sconnie Jewess, almost named Louis*
Ann’s Rants: I don’t know how to end this
Ann’s Rants: Remind me of your name
*according to my mom, had I been a boy
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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I love these. My favorite is the "trying to spell judgment and privilege" one. Of course if you'd number them, I could have just referred to the number.
You know what's in my head? Music Box Dancer by Frank Mills, the really bad version that comes out of mother flipping Ice Cream Trucks. Please, please make it stop!
The "'Sconnie Jewess" made me laugh out loud. Hard.
The Sconnie Jewess was my favorite. Louis. (I'll call you if I'm back in time to catch Elizabeth and Elizabeth with you and Maggie.)
I'm with Marinka. Hilarious. That one made me smile. But if I hadn't looked at her comment, I wouldn't have been able to spell "those" words either.
:-)
I have to go with Giv(ing) Pants a Chance.
251. Ridiculous.
All really good! Happy Thanksgiving!!
I'm partial to "give pants a chance." (Perhaps because we are having to teach our three year-old son that flashing his pantsless parts through the living room window at the Jehovah's Witness ladies standing at the front door is against the rules.)
The ‘Sconnie Jewess, almost named Louis*
Hah, made me smile.
These are great! You could add How to Spell greatful to the list... It always messes me up.
Happy Thanksgiving!
dude, I fucking hate potty training too. Go with that one.
"Ann's Rants: Don't Make Me Say It Again"
A little window into our morning here at Casa de Lefler. [sigh]
Happy T-giving!
If you don't like potty training, wait till you're my age. "Depends" is no picnic either. ;)
Happy Thanksgiving!
I was supposed to be a boy named Arthur... yea thank God i'm not! I also fucking hate potty training.
LOL. Not you, My Cat.
Genius. Can't wait to read that one.
Had I been a boy, my mother planned to name me Houston. And my dad worked overtime to convince her NOT to name me Delta, after her grandmother. Clearly my mom does not need to be naming things.
Lillian Vernon for the weary- beautiful.
I fucking hate potty training, too.
LOL funny. I liked Codepedent Some More and Assembling Dinner Again.
"Give Pants a Chance"
I think that's my favorite. I'd like to offer it up to my husband. Er, the less said about that the better.
I never spell judgment correctly. Thank god for spell check. Wish it was inclued in comments thouhg.
Can so relate to this one. "Get your furry ass off my keyboard." Surprised that he isn't here now harassing me.
Just stopping by to say hello - looking forward to meeting you at Cupcake '10!
All I am saying is "Give pants a chance."
OK so...I think it was meant to be that I've been too busy for blog reading until today. Because just yesterday I took a shower at my parent's home. Where there are razors. No really, I haven't had a razor in the longest time. Every time I've gotten in the shower for the last however long (LOOONG) I've cursed myself for NOT remembering to get razors. Anyway, I took to shaving since my parent's house has razors and when I went to shave my arm pit (is that one word or two?) I honestly scared myself. So yeah. I would choose One Hairy Mofo. In honor of me. Thank you.
Also, did you know I only grow hair in one armpit/arm pit? (I think it's armpit?) I don't know why, but it's my weird thing that I share when I'm supposed to share something weird about me. N'er a hair in the leftie.
WOW. I'm sick and delirious. Can you tell?
Ha! (Not YOU, my cat) Love that!
I'm just catching up on blog reading after Thanksgiving. Hop you had a great holiday.
xo
Ann's Rants: It's just like Ran's Ants but in Bizarro World.
Get your furry ass off my keyboard -my husband will be disappointed at losing his favorite seat
co dependent some more. I couldn't possibly be
Am I the only vote for I Fucking Hate Potty Training? Because I am the mom who let her kids wear diapers until they started kindergarten. So convenient when they can change their own!
"I fucking hate potty training" just summed up my whole existence:P
All in one day???? Shhhhhhhit!
hope you're typing the first one as we speak!!
Honestly, how could you go wrong with any of these?
Everyone's favorite Sconnie Jewess!!
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