Welcome to the last FAF! I've had a ball collaborating with my awesome bloggy friends for this summer feature, but other projects (impending Kindergarten, amassing paper piles, latchhook Mr T. wall hanging) require my attention for the moment. Let's savor our last FAFfy moments together, as the fantastically funny Wendi Aarons free-associates...
Lilliputian – The little people from “Gulliver’s Travels” by Jonathan Swift. See? I read more than US Weekly and TMZ.com. (Okay, so I Googled it.)
George Papadopoulos – George Michael’s real name before he joined Wham!
Largess – Better than being the Smalless
Bromosexual – Someone who has sex with bromos? Like Spencer Pratt? Isn't he a bromo?
Comicon – Where to get hit on by an IT guy wearing a Chewbacca costume
Gauche – One of the rives in Paris
Ne-hi – A hell of a lot better than being Crotch-hi, know what I’m sayin’?
Pepa – With a deadly dash of Salt
Dress Shield – What a transvestite knight uses to protect himself in battle
Diamonique – OMG, how did you know my middle name?
She-Ra – A transvestite knight’s victory cry after he’s defeated the enemy with his fabulous dress shield
Vichyssoise – From Campbell’s new “Russian D-Lights” line of soups. Also try "Gorbachev Gumbo."
Logorrhea – Isn’t she the Hispanic Desperate Housewife?
Fry Sauce – Little known diet tip: putting cream sauce on fries negates the calories and actually causes weight loss. But don’t tell anyone. I don't want my secret to get out.
Chef Tell – The lady at table number 5 that she can’t have any more wine and to stop fondling the wait staff's packages.
FrancoAmerican – I think I used to date his brother JimboGuatemalan in college.
American Spirit – Catch it!
Thank you Wendi! I'm gonna Chef Tell-it-on-the-mountain next time there's a fly in my soup. Thanks to all my loyal FAF readers. I had hopes to free-associate with many more of you (Jessica BernThis, Comedy Goddess, Joanna Jenkins, Lizspin, Beth too many to name and this linkage has taken me 30 minutes already) so please go forth and git FAFfy . You have my blessing. May the FAF be with you. (and no, I'm not quitting the blog, just the FAF).
Friday, August 7, 2009
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Way to wrap this up with a BANG! Nice work, ladies.
ReplyDeleteMost of the children at school are crotch-hi and you do have to be careful with that.
ReplyDeleteGreat answers, Wendi! I never knew she was a virtual dictionary.
I'm going to miss this feature! It was always a guaranteed laugh!
I loved this series! Can't wait to see what you come up with next!
ReplyDeleteOver from Wendi's site. She is a hoot. This was quite entertaining.
ReplyDeleteOh Ann...sniff...memories of FAF's past...a montage with Paul Anka singing plays in my brain..
ReplyDeleteAnd holy crap Wendi..Logorrhea..Heh!
I am She-Raahhhhhh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quzY7ONePM4
Oh no - this is the last one? I'm sure whatever replaces it will be equally as fabulous. Way to g with a bang - Wendi's answers were so funny!
ReplyDeleteMy mom always wore dress shields. I just assumed they were under her arms. Uh oh.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all of the wonderful comments; this was so much fun.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Ann forgot to mention how I groveled and whined and bribed her with $15.10 cash until she finally gave me my own FAF. So, thanks Ann!
Great way to start my day! Thanks for the smile!
ReplyDeleteIf I gave you $15.15 can I be in your next series? Enjoyed this fun adventure. If you need Kindergarten advise I'm here for you.
ReplyDeleteWendi is awesome! Bromosexual cracked me up. And I'm so naming my next child Diamonique.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Awesome. The best word associations come about from choosing good words. So you're both awesome. Well done!
ReplyDeleteokay, seriously? don't give up the faf! i just found you and now, as quickly as it began, it's over. (cue: "summer nights" from grease. oh, and i get to be sandy.)
ReplyDeleteAwesome FAF.... I'm going to miss it, too. But life rolls on and Just Five turns to Five turns into 5.5 turns into Just Six and then OH SHIT where is life going so fast and how many more hilarious posts will be born from their (and your) adventures and misadventures.
ReplyDeleteLove you!!
I hope FAF returns next summer (or maybe even special Fridays during the year)...the quick wit amazes me, it'd take me a week to come up with just one of these!
ReplyDeleteLOL...this is great how did I miss it all summer?
ReplyDeleteRIP FAF! FAFfing is fun, so maybe it will make a come back and it will be deja vu all over again?
ReplyDeleteHaa! love the Chef Tell....
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ReplyDeleteVery funny Wendi. Ann DON'T BE A QUITTER. Then I can't. Uh oh, you got the spam guy.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the commenter above Suzy. (With the exception of the fourth line).
ReplyDeleteGreat FAF. FAF should become a verb. I'm faffing today. Thanks for faffing. Do you think it could catch on?
haha, Brutalism.
ReplyDeleteI would like to lodge a formal complaint against the "Vichyssoise" interpretation.
Very hysterical, as always, Wendi & Ann
Chuckled at "dress shield".... at "She-Ra" I nearly peed myself! Oh, man, that was a good'en.
ReplyDeleteSorry to see the feature go, but possibly next summer we'll have a revival. Thanks for the laughs, Ann. It's been terrific!
Cheers,
SLC
Good stuff. I'm still stuck on George - the Friends episode when they watched him from the balcony. I can associate most anything with an episode from Friends.
ReplyDeleteI think I dated that guy in college, too. He really gets around, doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteIsn't George Papadopoulos Uncle Jessie's father on Full House?
ReplyDeleteThese were great. I'll miss them.
Love the She-Ra cry! That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBromosexual...LOL. Spencer Pratt is a bromo..and so much more.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite...Dress Shield – What a transvestite knight uses to protect himself in battle
ReplyDeleteI've always been the smalless in everything. *sigh* Except boobage.
ReplyDeleteNext topic....
Oh man, this is one of my all time favorite features!!!! I'm going to miss it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the memories. And if the mood hits you, there can always be a sequel :-)
xo