Haberdashery: Where Brit-wannabe Madonna goes to meet her new young boyfriends.
Roscoe P. Coltrane: John Coltrane's awkward step cousin. A short acting career on "The Dukes of Hazzard."
Esperanto: Damn. I totally suck at foreign languages.
Desperado: Me at a 24 hour diner with no ride after I ditched my prom date because I suddenly realized he had weird pubic hair on his head and a matching gold sparkly bow tie and cummerbund.
BigMoneyNoWhammies: George Bush's technique for overseeing the US economy.
Autoharp: I suck at musical instruments too.
Jitney: That bus that goes to the Hamptons where everyone has a cuter outfit than me and they all have wads of cash poking out of their Gucci pockets and I keep wondering why I didn't just drive. Or why didn't they?!
Pachanga: Runner up name for the popular game, Jenga. Pachanga lost by two votes.
Verboten: You know when someone tries to impress everyone at a party by using fancy words. For example, "Man, that guy was so incredibly hot. I just wish he's shut up and stop being so verboten."
Glee club: Irony. Because no one ever felt gleeful when they were forced to participate in Glee Club.
Fricasse: You know, that lame lettuce they always put in French salads.
18 hour bra: Otherwise known as the "Walk of Shame" bra.
Jem: New character on "Gossip Girl." Jem is going to stir some shit up. Watch out Serena. xo xo.
Corporeal: Gross close-up of dead body on "The Closer."
Crepuscular: What happens to you if you take too many steroids. Like muscular times fifty.
Ice milk: Breast milk on the rocks. A favorite of newborns everywhere.
Sprockets: A new online dating service for car mechanics.
Jauntilysaunteringamblingshambler: Description of Levi Johnston. Everyone's favorite dad from Alaska.
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