Englebert Humperdink
Sideburns sideburns sideburns!!!! Ahhh, Engel. He was an encouragement to people to be brave enough to keep their bizarre names when they become famous. I know he made this up. Wasn’t he Reggie Dwight before?
Buttress
Reinforced panties.
Uvula
Er..I don’t want to speak of ‘rude bits.’
Naugahyde
That’s the language cows speak. I have a PhD in Naugahyde.
Biscuit
My maiden name. Think about it.
Picayune
Sounds like “pick your own.” And I don’t wanna do dirty boys posts.
WangChung
He’s the guy down the road who runs a Chinese restaurant. He has two kids, boys, called Numma One Sahn and Numma Too Sahn.
Sanka
Ancient Indian philosophy that teaches you about impersonalism.
And they invented the word ‘buttress.’ See above. (Well, the Kama-sutra did come outta this land…)
Morsel
I believe that came from the Kama-sutra too but I’ve already mentioned I don’t wanna do dirty boy posts. Wait…oh forget it.
Chunklight
Best described by an image. Here it is:
Sideburns sideburns sideburns!!!! Ahhh, Engel. He was an encouragement to people to be brave enough to keep their bizarre names when they become famous. I know he made this up. Wasn’t he Reggie Dwight before?
Buttress
Reinforced panties.
Uvula
Er..I don’t want to speak of ‘rude bits.’
Naugahyde
That’s the language cows speak. I have a PhD in Naugahyde.
Biscuit
My maiden name. Think about it.
Picayune
Sounds like “pick your own.” And I don’t wanna do dirty boys posts.
WangChung
He’s the guy down the road who runs a Chinese restaurant. He has two kids, boys, called Numma One Sahn and Numma Too Sahn.
Sanka
Ancient Indian philosophy that teaches you about impersonalism.
And they invented the word ‘buttress.’ See above. (Well, the Kama-sutra did come outta this land…)
Morsel
I believe that came from the Kama-sutra too but I’ve already mentioned I don’t wanna do dirty boy posts. Wait…oh forget it.
Chunklight
Best described by an image. Here it is:
Mukluk
I think it’s a disease that one of these guys above is suffering. Something about losing your nuts…
Trapper John, MD
Bastard!!! I know what he said about M.A.S.H. and it WASN’T funny.
Headgear
I’m wearing mine. Are you?
Wombat
This should be in bold letters and screamed out loud, like this “WOMBAT!!!!” Then watch those Darth-vader wanna-be squirrels up there run like shit…
Minutia
You’re reading it, baby…
Grundy
He invented television in Australia. His first name’s Reg. I’m a little tired of how you people think I’m making this stuff up…
Thanks, Braja! Man, you guys crack me up every week. Go check out FAF posted weekly over at Humor Bloggers Dot Com. Hell, leave a comment there too if you're not too exhausted.
5555 (high fives all around) 5555!
Braja? Hey I like her posts, she is a rea....wait... I'M Braja, right?
ReplyDeleteCrap...
Nice job Miss Biscuit.
ReplyDeleteI mean Braja Biscuit.
ReplyDeleteAnd could you send the chipmunks this way- I've got a nechache I think they can fix.
ReplyDeleteBraja Biscuit? I'll be thinking about that one for days, 'cause I'm slow and I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteHilarious - love the chunklight chipmunk photo!
ReplyDeleteY'know, Pseudo, I was gonna do a ten comment tap dance (you've done a 3-step, I noted), but I thought everyone would think it was wierd, me commenting on this post more than once. Since I wrote it. Y'know.
ReplyDeleteWait...uh....
Ah crap...
I learn something new everyday.
ReplyDeleteOh I want to play this game. Wicked fun.
ReplyDeleteWell done!
I just wanna warn you Mo Stoneskin is comin' over to read and comment. Watch your pockets, people...
ReplyDeleteDid I just read the rough draft of the epilogue to Braja's new book?
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable. Watch your pockets?
ReplyDeleteBraja is a wallet theif, beware people.
BEWARE FRIENDS, BEWARE OF BRAJA.
I would like to learn Naugahyde.
Epilogue, Lisa? My book never ENDS...
ReplyDeleteMo...you wanna learn Naugahyde? Well, only cows speak Naugahyde. And you're all bull..
:)
....but I *can* teach you how to do chunklight...
ReplyDeleteI'm with you. Nobody says anything negative about MASH and lives to tell about it.
ReplyDeleteBut surely you could at least give me a Naugahyde-to-English dictionary? It would make life much easier.
ReplyDeleteI was reading this as I shimmied into my buttress and it was so funny, I found myself screaming "Wombat" which woke up my kids. Thanks for nothing.
ReplyDeleteI love this!
ReplyDeleteMo, don't be bizarre...there's no such thing as Naugahyde-to-English. You simply speaks as the mooooood mooooooves you. Duh...
ReplyDeleteMo, don't be bizarre...there's no such thing as Naugahyde-to-English. You simply speaks as the mooooood mooooooves you. Duh...
ReplyDeleteDebbie, scream "WOMBAT!!" again, Joanie's in love :)
WOMBAT!!
ReplyDeleteI am reminded of one of my favorite poems...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once killed a wombat
'cause he looked just like you
Not that you look like a wombat; it's just a poem I like, and... No, I'm afraid I've dug myself a huge hole and there's no getting out. My sincerest apologies. I'll go away now.
SULDOG! Get your sorry arse back here....chicken.
ReplyDeleteWombat! I think that's going to be what I yell at my kids when I want to get their attention. Just to see the looks on their faces.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely loved it :-)
xx Ribbon
Buttress? Really? Wow, I'm never going to look at my castle the same way, ever again... maybe I need a new buttress...
ReplyDeleteNEW BLOG:
ReplyDeleteBraja Biscuit's Buttress
Do you think Engelbert would survive if ladies threw their buttresses at him???
ReplyDeleteYOWZA!!!!!
ReplyDeletebtw Ann...I think you needed to add another label to this, Braja's Whistlin'....doesn't it fit in that category??
ReplyDelete555555555555555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dammit that makes me laugh...i feel like a pre-teen :)
You guys are all crazy!!
ReplyDeleteBut a GOOD crazy, not a wombat crazy.
ReplyDeleteReinforced panties!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe post was hilarious and, in a strange way, wise too. No, please don't ask me why I think it's wise. I don't know.
Braja you never ever disappoint! And that squirrel picture? Jesus!
ReplyDeleteI wanna play!!!
Peace - Rene
I need a Braja dictionary. :)
ReplyDeleteFUNNY FUNNY FUNNY bone assault~! Thanks, I needed that...
ReplyDeleteSandi
Musingwoman; You possibly also need buttresses....
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Both of you. And yes, Braja should start her own dictionary.
ReplyDeleteSoooo funny. Now come over here and bend over so I can slap you! Have a wonderful weekend! ((huggs))
ReplyDeleteI took my mama to go see him not too long ago.. I actually enjoyed it too.
ReplyDeleteSquirrels..hilarious
Well, since no one has said it, I will:
ReplyDeletethis takes the biscuit!
Love the chunklight image. What up with those squirrels?!
ReplyDeleteWhat IS a buttress? And where in the world did you find that picture of the squirrel?
ReplyDeleteVery clever - as always!
I just commented and it showed up under my daughter's name. oops! She probably doesn't know what a buttress is either though.
ReplyDeleteHey wait! I know someone who could use a pair of those reinforced panties 'cause she drinks too much vodka.
ReplyDeleteNot saying any names, though.
rotflmfao blognut...ooooooh your gonna get it!
ReplyDeleteI've learned more words here than I learned in Kindergarten all week.
ReplyDeleteSee? The internet is a wealth of information. Miss Biscuit must be a certified genius. Or maybe she is certified some where else...
Frying chipmunks???
ReplyDeleteI thought this was a no-eating meat zone......
Is it okay to stop thinking about the name of Braja's maiden biscuit yet?
ReplyDeleteCool! and hey, I refuse to wear reinforced panties--we used to call them girdles :)
ReplyDeleteBut if you don't wear unders what do you do with your buttress?! I, of course, need my buttress... but inquiring minds want to know...
ReplyDeletemy favorite series - these are always so great!
ReplyDeleteI think his great grandfather was Von Humperdinkelstein. Shortened it on Ellis island.
ReplyDeleteI can hook you up with some mukluks.
ReplyDeleteWhen is it my turn to free associate?!? ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnd Engelbert Humperdink is up there with "baba ganoush" on my favorite-words list.
You guys totally made my drunken night! :)))))))
Damn, I LOVE babaganoush and cocktails. I'm comin' to your house. No wait...you're comin' to mine...
ReplyDeleteWOOHOOO!! ROLL ON JANUARY AND THE PURI RETREAT!!!
Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLove the word wombat.
So incredibly funny. Now, I need to go and get a dictionary so that I can understand the other half of the jokes.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the Chucklight photo. Very, very funny
ReplyDeleteMore please!
you know, somehow I am not surprised at Braja's responses to the or Mo's response to them
ReplyDeletedizzblnd, I think that means you love us both....
ReplyDeletexx
I'm just here to prove that if you leave the door open long enough, you never know what'll walk in.!
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