Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Thousand Word Thursday: Politically Incorrect Snacks


Ok, I knew these fry guys would please the boys' palates, but what emerged from my toaster oven scared me silly. Please help me caption this photo, and give our family a new name for our favorite side dish...


A) Minstrel Munchies


B) Our Name is Luca (We walked into the door again)


C) Chemical Peelies


D) Before "Bare Minerals"


E) Tater-WTF are you feeding your-tots


F) Nuclear Fall-Out Nuggets


G) Commenter's Caption--add yours below!



Cheaper Than Therapy


A heartfelt thanks to Adlibby and Dizzblnd for the awards. More detail to follow...
Posted by Ann Imig
at 10:36 PM
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30 comments:

  1. That is SO bad... (but you know I cakled like a hyena- they are just SO SO bad!) I don't know how low to bring it, but here goes....

    Br'er Taters

    or

    Li'l Amos 'n' Andy Tots

    Forgive me, Lord, for even saying it....
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  2. I would call them history...they wouldn't last long enough around me to be worth discussin'!! Rack up another batch Mama!!

    Verification is hation...is that like 'hate nation.' I think its a reflection of the Tater Tots mood towards being cooked. Then eaten.
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  3. Those are some freaky looking snacks, Ann.
    However, as a science experiment, this is a GREAT idea. "And this is what happens when you DON'T let your mommies lather your faces with sunblock at the beach."

    *right-click-save-as*

    I think I found a way to scare my kids into never giving me grief over sunblock again.
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  5. I just saw your tags for the post and couldn't agree more!! God, you make me laugh!! 5 starz! Everybody reading this: go to that humor blog thing and give this woman some more starzzzz.
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  6. Hmmm...I wonder what their bodies looked like!? :)

    I've been reading your posts on my Blackberry, but can't comment when I'm on it...you are so hilarious!! And I LOVE the new pic!!
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  7. They might be smiling when they go in, but you won't be when they are coming out.

    Here's lookin' at you kid.

    Aww, c'mon, could you eat a face like this?

    Nothing beats E on your list though.
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  8. I'm laughing....definitely call them "Our name is Luca". I have always loved Suzanne Vega!
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  9. Ohh you can just picture little psycho spinning swirls in their eyes!
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  10. My alternative for F) would be Hiroshima Tots
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  12. how bout scarier than the burger king psycotic faces ?

    WAIT I got it! My word verification word for this comment.... GORBERS!
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  14. A face only a mother could love, oops i mean like, ooops i mean...tater tots!!

    Ok, so that sucked but its all i got!! Perhaps during my run, i can come up with something brilliant!!!

    I love you by the way for your very nice comment on my blog!!!
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  15. By the way my word verification was Pooka!!!

    :O) i thought that was funny!!!
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  16. Boy, I kind of opened up Pandora's Box here, didn't I.

    Amy, get down with your un PC self, all Madisonians should do it every now and again.

    Braja, at least it didn't say haitian...that would've made me extremely uncomfortable.

    Janet, one that I deleted was "Buyer Beware: Sun lamps" because in middle-school two girls looked just like this after their run-in.

    Lori, Welcome!! Yes, spot on.

    Simplicity, awwww thanks, babe!

    Lyndsay, a cautionary tale.

    Monica, thank goodness someone got that one.

    Melissa, perhaps with ketchup...

    Jenny, welcome and YIKES

    JAM, thank's for stopping by and endorsing my peelies

    Dizz...GORBERS I love it!

    Mom, to the third-degree!

    Michelle, Pooka works, yup.
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  17. Turning off the PC monitor that sits behind us at work... how about Uncle Tom's Taterific Rounds?
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  18. You could serve those Mr. Smiley Potato Heads with Captain Dumbass's Grilled Cheese Men along with Silence Of the Lamb Chops and invite your toddlers to act like Hannibal Lecter. WTF is wrong with me??
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  20. E!! that is what i chose:) soooo funny!
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  21. Oh...my...GOSH! Those are hilarious. I'm going to have to keep looking at that picture all day. I digg that they are even making french fries culturally divers now. And kudos to you for knowing the Suzanne Vega song. I'd have to go with "Al Jolson brand potato fries! Crispy yet offensive."
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  22. Heinous--love the stage directions

    Goddess--nothing, psycho!

    Lisa, HAW!

    Bree, yet so sad...

    Kate..crispy yet offensive INDEED!
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  23. I beg forgiveness now:

    Alfalfa-fries?
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  24. Oh, that was truly funny!!
    Pearl
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  25. I like Chemical Peelies! LOL It reminds me of SATC, Samantha....
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  26. "Vitiligo Patties" - They're not just for Michael Jackson.
    (Oh man. Have I totally crossed the line?!)
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  27. They look like the grandsons of Mr. Bill.
    "OH NO! Please don't eat meeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
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  28. Potato ROFLs??????

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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  29. Hood Chick, and you're forgiven

    Awww, thanks Pearl!

    Tooj, that's exactly what I thought

    Ann, PERFECT!

    PHST ooooh good one.

    Julian, I had to look up ROFL. Aren't I a nerd?
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  30. Donner Party of 13... Um... Make that Donner Party of 12...

    You are hilarious!
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